Published inJane Austen’s WastebasketRudolph Calls for a Diplomatic Boycott of the Annual Reindeer GamesSanta is drunk with milk, cookies, and powerDec 13, 20211Dec 13, 20211
Published inJane Austen’s WastebasketSpecial Delivery Instructions for the God Saturn’s DoorDash OrderI’d like to eat my infant son in a timely mannerDec 5, 20211Dec 5, 20211
Published inThe HavenDoes This Fanny Pack Make My White Privilege Look Big?An Updated Travel Advisory for Hip CaucasiansNov 16, 2020Nov 16, 2020
Published inThe HavenVatican Walks Back Pope Francis’s Canonization of Queer Eye’s Jonathan Van NessThe Vatican said the pope’s statements in favor of civil unions for gay couples did not change church doctrine. — The New York TimesNov 15, 2020Nov 15, 2020
Published inThe HavenI Interviewed the Coronavirus On My Podcast, and He’d Prefer If You Called Him CoryMe: That’s right listeners, today’s episode of ‘Human Catastrophe’ is brought to you by Blue Apron! That’s Blue Apron, “a better way to…Nov 14, 20201Nov 14, 20201
Yoga Poses for Relieving Back Pain and Fighting Voter SuppressionWork these gracefully linked asanas into your daily routine to improve flexibility and assure that your vote is counted in the 2020…Nov 14, 2020Nov 14, 2020
Published inSlackjawThe 10 People (And Objects) You’ll Date In QuarantineYour house plant is probably gaslighting you.Nov 11, 20203Nov 11, 20203
Published inSlackjawThe Case For A Blackout Drunk PresidentIf a president who drinks is good, then a blackout drunk president would be even better.Nov 3, 20201Nov 3, 20201
Published inJane Austen’s WastebasketDear Mr. Herman Melville, Your Mail-In Ballot Has Been RejectedHunting a white whale, even metaphorically, isn’t a legitimate reason to be voting absenteeNov 2, 20202Nov 2, 20202
Amazing! ‘Friends’ Cast Reunites for ZOOM Table-Read of ‘Waiting for Godot’Courteney Cox: Hey hey gang! How long has it been?Oct 25, 2020Oct 25, 2020
