Fletcher BonininJane Austen’s WastebasketRudolph Calls for a Diplomatic Boycott of the Annual Reindeer GamesSanta is drunk with milk, cookies, and power3 min read·Dec 13, 2021--1--1
Fletcher BonininJane Austen’s WastebasketSpecial Delivery Instructions for the God Saturn’s DoorDash OrderI’d like to eat my infant son in a timely manner3 min read·Dec 5, 2021--1--1
Fletcher BonininThe HavenDoes This Fanny Pack Make My White Privilege Look Big?An Updated Travel Advisory for Hip Caucasians3 min read·Nov 16, 2020----
Fletcher BonininThe HavenVatican Walks Back Pope Francis’s Canonization of Queer Eye’s Jonathan Van NessThe Vatican said the pope’s statements in favor of civil unions for gay couples did not change church doctrine. — The New York Times3 min read·Nov 15, 2020----
Fletcher BonininThe HavenI Interviewed the Coronavirus On My Podcast, and He’d Prefer If You Called Him CoryMe: That’s right listeners, today’s episode of ‘Human Catastrophe’ is brought to you by Blue Apron! That’s Blue Apron, “a better way to…4 min read·Nov 14, 2020--1--1
Fletcher BoninYoga Poses for Relieving Back Pain and Fighting Voter SuppressionWork these gracefully linked asanas into your daily routine to improve flexibility and assure that your vote is counted in the 2020…3 min read·Nov 14, 2020----
Fletcher BonininSlackjawThe 10 People (And Objects) You’ll Date In QuarantineYour house plant is probably gaslighting you.4 min read·Nov 11, 2020--3--3
Fletcher BonininSlackjawThe Case For A Blackout Drunk PresidentIf a president who drinks is good, then a blackout drunk president would be even better.3 min read·Nov 3, 2020--1--1
Fletcher BonininJane Austen’s WastebasketDear Mr. Herman Melville, Your Mail-In Ballot Has Been RejectedHunting a white whale, even metaphorically, isn’t a legitimate reason to be voting absentee2 min read·Nov 2, 2020--2--2
Fletcher BoninAmazing! ‘Friends’ Cast Reunites for ZOOM Table-Read of ‘Waiting for Godot’Courteney Cox: Hey hey gang! How long has it been?8 min read·Oct 25, 2020----