Jabba the Hutt or Donald J. Trump?

Fletcher Bonin
Oct 24, 2020

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  1. Governs mainly through corruption and underhanded dealings.
  2. Likes to keep significantly younger, un-consenting women in arm’s reach.
  3. Unconcerned about the moral implications of bounty hunting.s
  4. Clinically obese.
  5. Surrounded by sycophants.
  6. Incomprehensible manner of speech.
  7. Effective leadership impeded by colossal ego.
  8. Motivated mainly by self-enrichment.
  9. Enjoys firing people in a dramatic way.
  10. Publicly embarrassed by Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and Harrison Ford.

Jabba the Hutt: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Donald J. Trump: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

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Fletcher Bonin
Fletcher Bonin

Written by Fletcher Bonin

Writer of novels, satire, essays, and short stories. byfletch.wordpress.com

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